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Galaga Legions Makes My Pants Tight

Galaga Legions

Wow. Galaga gets the PacMan:CE treatment. Consider it purchased. Hit the jump to watch a short gameplay montage.

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Double D Dodgeball for XBLA Lacking Actual Double Ds, Ironically.

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What a letdown! When you hear "Double D Dodgeball" what do you think of? That's right. Picture it. Now imagine the horror after excitedly clicking on the link to check out some hot screens of Double D Dodgeball and finding shots that look like TRON puked in space.

FAIL.

Hit the jump for the press release.

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Pre-order Ninja Gaiden II at Best Buy and get free wall graphic.

Ninja Gaiden II pre-order offer

Pre-order Ninja Gaiden II at Best Buy and receive a free wall graphic. You can do it online or at the store. Umm... that's it. Click here for the info on bestbuy.com.

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Robo Goth Loli and Busty Thong Ninja MILF Join the Cast of Soul Calibur IV.

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I can't fucking wait for this game. DOA, move over for the new king of T&A. Hit the jump for a link to more screens and full length thong-wearing glory.

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R-Type Command - アールタイプ タクティクス - Comments

R-Type Command

Shooter to Strategy? This is not quite what I have in mind when I think SRPG set in a space age(See Super Robot Wars). There is gobs of information to examine and extensive gameplay explanations but the usual polish I expect is not that. Pilots are random variables that are put with ships. The game tries to give some personality to the player through the log you keep between missions, even this seems barebones. Compared to most other SRPGs, this is just lackluster. R-Type Command for the PSP is not a poor game, however it does little to show off from the glut of SRPGs that have been pouring out lately.

Pandemic Announces LOTR: Conquest

Saying that I am a big LOTR fan is quite the understatement. Add Pandemic to the mix and I'm right on board. Today Pandemic announced development of the next great LOTR game, Lord of the Rings: Conquest. A game that will put you on those epic battlefields from the New Line trilogy. Check out the official site here and explore around. Good stuff. Now if only my prayers would be answered for the movies to come out on blu-ray and for The Hobbit to come out before I die. Guillermo del Toro better not fuck it up. Anyway, see the press release for Conquest after the break!

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Mirror's Edge Still Looks Amazing

Parkour (free running) is definitely gaining popularity, ever since the opening scene of Casino Royale the building-hopping sport has been showing up more in games, movies and advertisements. Mirror's Edge aims to redefine free running and quite possibly first person games in general. Hit the jump for the new trailer!

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Grand Press Repetition: or, "GTA IV is training journalists to be lazy."

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Made up news network MNN has launched a scathing attack on
Rockstar's Grand Theft Auto IV, claiming the Xbox 360 and PS3 title "is
training our journalists to be lazy."

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