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Have you ever played Portal? If you haven't, then even Satan wouldn't let you in to Hell's gates with that kind of attitude. If it's one thing God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Xenu, and Satan can agree on, it's that Portal is the best man made thing on the face of the planet.

So, what better way to end the most awesome tribute to the virtual feminist movement than to have a hard lesbian Artificial Intelligence serenade her abusive human lover in the only way she can: in a very, very bipolar fashion.
If you don't love this song, or don't even attempt to hum it, then you're just not human, or you're possibly anti-gay, and therefor intolerant. Nobody likes you when you hamper revolutionary change in American Society, so you'd better just except it.